close
close

Trump hates the January 6th court filing. He would never do that again!

Trump hates the January 6th court filing. He would never do that again!


If you need proof that President Trump and his running mate will accept the results of the November election, just listen to how peacefully they accepted the results of the last presidential election.

play

Dear voters who don’t just watch Fox News:

We here at Donald Trump’s presidential campaign are aware that some of you may have heard or read about a new court filing from DEEP STATE federal prosecutors in the January 6th WITCH HUNT case that oh-so-falsely accuses your favorite president of attempting to have to overturn the law in the 2020 election.

From the ever-honest mouth of President Trump, we would like to inform you that the allegations in this 165-page document are COMPLETELY FALSE and that the so-called extensive evidence presented is nothing you should pay attention to or read. And even if it were true – which it definitely is NOT – we here in the Trump campaign promise we would never do anything like that a second time.

Donald Trump would never try to overturn another election – we promise

Does Special Counsel Jack Smith’s filing accuse President Trump of “using multiple criminal means to use fraud and deception to disrupt the government function of collecting and counting votes”? Yes, it does. But those are lies – the president used a criminal means at best – and the whole thing is election interference.

Since when have legal proceedings progressed in a way that could be detrimental to the defendants’ hopes of becoming president again and halting the legal proceedings? That seems un-American.

New court filings from Jan. 6 reveal details of the plan to deny election results

Does the document contain details of this “alleged” plan to overthrow the government? I suppose if that’s what you call it then sure:

“When the defendant lost the 2020 presidential election, he resorted to crime to remain in office. With private co-conspirators, the defendant embarked on a series of increasingly desperate schemes to overturn the legitimate election results in seven states he lost – Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, New Mexico, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin (the “Target States”). ). His efforts included lying to state officials to get them to ignore actual vote counts; producing fraudulent electoral votes in the target states; attempting to persuade Vice President Michael R. Pence, in his role as President of the Senate, to prevent Congress from certifying the election by using the defendant’s fraudulent electoral votes; and when all else failed, on January 6, 2021, he sent an angry crowd of supporters to the United States Capitol to prevent certification by Congress.”

But do you know what that is? These are a bunch of words put together to form “sentences” that liberals want you to believe are them. And will you really trust these so-called sentences to provide factual information? Of course not.

These could be punishments for migrants that Democrats allow into this country to steal your way of life.

Did Trump supporters want to hang Mike Pence? Who can really say that?

Some in the FAKE NEWS media have focused on a portion of the document that details how on that January 6th, one of President Trump’s advisers “rushed to the dining room” to tell the president that Pence was looking for rioters at a Brought to a safe place, the US Capitol was breached. The adviser apparently hoped the president would take action to ensure Pence’s safety.

The document states that President Trump responded, “So what?”

Opinion: Fat Bear Week began with a violent death. It’s time to give the bears weapons.

First of all… COMPLETE LIES. But even if the detail that President Trump doesn’t care if the coward Mike Pence is safe were true, you as a voter don’t have to worry about it.

The only person who should be worried is current Republican vice presidential candidate JD Vance. (Don’t worry, JD, President Trump would NEVER treat you like that as long as you do exactly what he says. By the way, how big is your noose?)

Trump says the same thing he said before the last election

Finally, this likely unconstitutional court filing claims that President Trump told his advisers before Election Day in 2020 that he intended to “simply declare victory before all the ballots were counted and a winner was predicted.”

The dirty, mendacious document continues: “The defendant publicly began to lay the foundation for this false statement. In the months leading up to the election, he refused to say whether he would accept the election results, insisted that he could only lose the election because of fraud, falsely claimed that mail-in ballots were inherently fraudulent, and claimed that only votes counted were valid until election day.”

Opinion: Vance and Walz had a civil debate. Trump hurled career-damaging insults at soldiers.

This is utter nonsense, and the fact that President Trump, as a re-election candidate, said these exact things again in the months leading up to this year’s election is a strange coincidence that you definitely shouldn’t think is strange or outlandish.

Just relax already. You’re hysterical.

It’s not that Trump and Vance continue to deny the 2020 election results

If you need proof that President Trump and his running mate will accept the results of the November election, just listen to how peacefully they accepted the results of the last presidential election.

When Sen. JD Vance, R-Ohio, was asked by Democratic Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz — LOSER! — At this week’s vice presidential debate about whether Trump lost the 2020 election, Vance said, “Tim, I’m focused on the future.”

When asked by comedian Jason Selvig on Thursday whether Trump won the 2020 election, Vance replied, “Yes.” And when asked again, Vance said, “Yes.”

President Trump himself was asked by the moderator during his debate against Vice President Kamala Harris: “Do you now recognize that you lost in 2020?”

“No, I don’t recognize that at all,” he said.

Do you see? Both men at the top of the GOP ticket have clearly and forcefully accepted the results of the 2020 presidential election, and the result they accept is that President Trump won.

Trust us, America, you have nothing to worry about as long as Trump wins

Given this unparalleled honesty and firmly grounded in reality and common sense, how can anyone in the face of Lyin’ Jack Smith’s January 6th court filing – with all its stupid evidence and the long line of stupid witnesses ready to testify under oath to testify – think Trump? Would the campaign ever try to do anything dishonest?

It makes no sense. And it makes even less sense if you don’t read the document, which we at the Trump campaign strongly recommend. Spend your time browsing our online Trump merchandise store. Maybe get a watch or a hat or something.

Please do not read this document.

Make America Great Again!

Follow USA TODAY columnist Rex Huppke on X, formerly Twitter, @RexHuppke and Facebook facebook.com/RexIsAJerk

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *